The Twelve ITAM Days of Christmas
Seasons greetings from The ITAM Review. Regular columnist and Analyst Kylie Fowler helps us capture the festive spirit! 🙂
The Twelve ITAM Days of Christmas…
On the first day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me a spreadsheet of license keys
On the second day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me two discovery tools and…
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the third day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me three hard drives,
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the fourth day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me four mobile phones,
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the fifth day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the sixth day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me six maintenance contracts,
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the seventh day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me seven serial numbers,
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the eight day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me eight hardware orders,
Seven serial numbers
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the ninth day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me nine install media,
Eight hardware orders
Seven serial numbers
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the tenth day of Christmas my IT Asset manager gave to me ten licence upgrades
Nine install media
Eight hardware orders
Seven serial numbers
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the eleventh day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me eleven contract lawyers
Ten license upgrades
Nine install media
Eight hardware orders
Seven serial numbers
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the twelfth day of Christmas my IT Asset Manager gave to me twelve external audits
Eleven contract lawyers
Ten license upgrades
Nine install media
Eight hardware orders
Seven serial numbers
Six maintenance contracts
Five SIM caaaaards,
Four mobile phones
Three hard drives
Two discovery tools, and
A spreadsheet of license keys
On the thirteenth day of Christmas…. I needed a drink! 🙂
- Tags: kylie fowler
About Martin Thompson
Martin is also the founder of ITAM Forum, a not-for-profit trade body for the ITAM industry created to raise the profile of the profession and bring an organisational certification to market. On a voluntary basis Martin is a contributor to ISO WG21 which develops the ITAM International Standard ISO/IEC 19770.
He is also the author of the book "Practical ITAM - The essential guide for IT Asset Managers", a book that describes how to get started and make a difference in the field of IT Asset Management. In addition, Martin developed the PITAM training course and certification.
Prior to founding the ITAM Review in 2008 Martin worked for Centennial Software (Ivanti), Silicon Graphics, CA Technologies and Computer 2000 (Tech Data).
When not working, Martin likes to Ski, Hike, Motorbike and spend time with his young family.
Connect with Martin on LinkedIn.
Good one!
I think we should persuade Kylie to record a video of herself singing this – so we can really get into the christmas spirit 🙂
Awesome. Sharing here…with credit of course to the author.